DH and I have been together for 4 years with no success in child bearing.
I've got tons of those too from other people, these are the stellar ones:
- My brother-in-law always mentions all the time- My wife doesn't have to try to get pregnant, It just happens. AND TELLS ME, She might be pregnant with our third child. May you please ask her if she's serious?
or My wife and I can have children anytime we want to.
- My BIL (bro in law) again- My son has just started to learn how to walk... Mom and dad (their parents) really adore him! It feels so good to be around my little chum, chum!
From random people I know:
- How come you're still childless, are you infertile?
- You still don't have kids? Why? Something wrong with you?
- Whoa! Everybody's getting pregnant but not you
- When are you going to have kids?
- We are expecting our second baby, when are you guys going to have your first?
Pretty, pretty stellar, aren't they?