[Josephine]

So I was reading my dh these posts while lol, he actually works with a guy named Anil Dookiey OMG

[Stormi]

Where I work I see all sorts of names .. I think the one that stands out the most is this lady named August September. She refused to change her name when she got married she likes her name so much.

My DH always wanted to name a boy Rick Christopher and I put my foot down and said no freakin way!! Talk about porn star names .. lol (no offense to any Ricks or Christophers) .. those 2 names just do not go good together!

[stayingpositive]

I'm always scared of answering this kind of post because what if the name I say IS the dream name for someone!! Well, I can tell ya Dorkus didn't make the list

[Mom2MandyandTristan]

I would have to say I would never use my own name - Jessica. It's so common, we're everywhere lol. I did use it for my daughter's middle name.

[lwiluan]

Got another one. For all you Little Britain fans:

Myfanwy(girls name)

[jana]

How about ****head.........pronounced She-they-id. Can you imagine??? As a teacher, I know I would of had a hard time with that name. My MIL actually had a student with this name in her class.

[marcia9043]

My Husband has a friend who named his son ESPN (es-pen) and they are expecting girl and I have heard they have talked about naming her OLN (O-len)(Both from TV stations)

[taka]

I definitely won't be naming my child adolph or sadaam....all kidding aside when I married my husband My last name changed from Young to Senior....I aged quickly!

[SweetPea0626]

My supervisor just told me today that her dad suggested LeBlanch, they are from Texas...but they goodness her mom went with Sandra...

The one name my husband jokingly suggested...Octavia....I vetoed that one immediately...

[marilynn]

Bertha Mae would be a name that I would not choose.

[taka]

I have a niece named Octavia and I've never liked the name although shes adorable!

[infertilitynovice]

I have a friend who has her PharmD and while doing rounds at the hospital while in school she knew a mother who named her little girl Female. It is pronounced: Fa-ma-lay. Creative huh?

I think some of these names must be urban legand b/c I've heard the "sha-thed" (s***head) name before too. Anyone heard of twins named Orangejello and Lemonjello (Or-aungj-ello and Lem-on-gjello)?

I have to say that I really don't understand silent consonants, apostrophes, or complicated spellings. It seems like you're setting your child up for constantly having to correct people when they say the name wrong. Don't these parents think about graduation? It would be terrible to work hard to graduate and your name is mispronounced on such an important day. Life is complicated enough, don't you think?

Like someone said earlier, I also wouldn't name my child a super popular name. Since I'm a Melissa, I know how it feels to have several kids in the same class with the same name. It is really annoying (to me anyways).

[Persephone1881]

I saw on a message board awhile back that some woman wanted to name her daughter Mykynzy.

When I worked at a dry cleaners, a woman came in named Rain Alday (pronounced All Day).. I'm not sure if it was her married name or maiden name, but either way I thought it was amusing.

[jencat215]

I knew a Richard Finder...he was a urologist. You do know that the nickname for Richard is D i c k, right? What a fitting career!

[infertilitynovice]

Jen ~ LOL...Richard Finder...don't parents think these things through? I knew a man named Thomas Thomas...Why would you do that to your child? I would swear by some names parents give their children that they didn't want children.