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Old 09-18-2006, 09:45 PM
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i know you can all use a good laugh...

so here is my story. just about 30 minutes ago DH had a little arguement over who could do a better cartwheel. (yes, i know this is strange) now dh is 6'5" and tried to do his inside. his attempt was pathetic. My turn. I did a few hop, steps to really give myself some height. well, next thing i knew i was SLAMMING into the wall. I hit it on the sharp corner right on my BUTT CRACK. I split is open (yes, some blood and all) and have a nasty bruise right there in my bum crack. DH can't stop laughing, but me...not so much. maybe i can make you all laugh though, i give you my permision.
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Old 09-18-2006, 10:10 PM
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That's pretty funny but I hope you're ok
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Old 09-18-2006, 10:14 PM
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i thought i was ok, but now i don't know. the cut has developed into a huge welt and i am starting to throb. this sucks.
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ME: (Amy) 28, tubal damage
DH: (Chris) 30, perfect!
3 IUI cycles cancelled due to a # of problems & 1 cycle resulting in BFN
1/12 BFP on natural cycle,ectopic pregnancy ended 1/23/07
1st IVF:
2/7- ER- 17 eggies!!
2/10-ET 2 8-cell
6dp3dt, 7dp3dt hpt= God is so good!
Betas: 2/22= 170, 2/25= 499, 2/29=2857
1st u/s 3/13 (My wedding anniversary!) 140 BEAUTIFUL bpm!
2nd u/s 3/27 - WOW! The growth is amazing! 182 bpm
U/S 5/27/08 GO TEAM BLUE!!!
OMG THEY WERE WRONG! We've switched teams...we're now THINKING PINK!!!

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Old 09-19-2006, 06:41 AM
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I will say, that's a pretty funny story. DH and I had a similar argument back when I was in high school and in great shape. He is 6 ft 6 and did diving so therefore he thought he could tumble too. Big mistake!
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Old 09-19-2006, 06:49 AM
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Oh Amy, how's your tush? Sounds super painful
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Old 09-19-2006, 06:57 AM
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Amy, I always knew you were a pain in the butt... LOL

Thanks for sharing, the image of you and DH doing cartwheels did bring a smile to my face. Sorry you got it in the end sweetie.
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Old 09-19-2006, 07:16 AM
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Julie - Now you are very punny!

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Amy, I always knew you were a pain in the butt... LOL

Thanks for sharing, the image of you and DH doing cartwheels did bring a smile to my face. Sorry you got it in the end sweetie.
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Old 09-19-2006, 07:26 AM
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Ha! I needed that, Thanks!!!!!
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Old 09-19-2006, 09:59 AM
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I did a cartwheel once inside while babysitting at age 13 or so, and smacked my foot on an end table. Broke my big toe. So, I feel for you, Amy!! It is a little funny that it was your butt; but I sure do hope it isn't serious.
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Old 09-19-2006, 11:07 AM
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That is hilarious!! I hope your butt is okay. Better ice it up!
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Old 09-19-2006, 04:16 PM
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Ok, I have to be a friend and first ask... "are you okay?"

okay now I'm laughing, had the visual and all.

I was teaching my daughter how to kick a soccer ball, I ran with all my might, totally missed the ball, felt like I was 5 feet in the air then hit the ground hard.
My mom, laughed so hard she was doing the pee pee dance in front of me. I'm lying on the ground with the wind knocked out of me. While my mom is still dancing and crying in tears

My daughter looked at me confused and said, "No mommy that doesn't look right" (she was like 6 at the time)

My LH, and my mom's boyfriend spit their beer out laughing, and its still the joke.

SO I can relate 100%
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Old 09-19-2006, 04:37 PM
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Oh Amy you poor thing! I hope the bum is ok! But it really was funny. I would not have told you I laughed hard but you gave me permission!
Hope it heals well!
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Old 09-19-2006, 07:43 PM
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Laughing hysterically......but now I'm worried about your throbbing....CRAP!

This is where someone could say (only if it fits you or course)

"Well, guess your not such a hard *** after all"

I'm sorry, I just couldn't help it...

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Old 09-19-2006, 07:45 PM
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too funny.....def. got a visual....LOL
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Oops! I just used a curse word ( a@#) without even thinking about it - the site asterisked out my word - I won't get kicked off or banned or anything will I?
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