[KarryB]

> >To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.
> >
> >Dear Dogs and Cats,
> >
> >The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The
> >other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw
> >print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it
> >becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing
> >in the slightest.
> >
> >The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
> >Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help
> >because I fall faster than you can run.
> >
> >I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
> >about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
> >ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when
> >they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other
> >stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking
> >tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to
> >maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
> >
> >For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by
> >some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
> >necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw
> >under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the
> >same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --
> >canine or feline attendance is not required.
> >
> >The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt.
> >I cannot stress this enough!
> >
> >To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our
> >front door:
> >
> >To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
> >
> >1. They live here. You don't.
> >2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
> >furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a
> >lot better than I like most people.
> >4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who
> >is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
> >
> >Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because
> >they:
> >1. Eat less
> >2. Don't ask for money all the time
> >3 Are easier to train
> >4. Normally come when called
> >5. Never ask to drive the car
> >6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8.
> >Don't have to buy the latest fashions 9. Don't want to wear your
> >clothes 10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.
> >
> >And finally,
> >
> >11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
> >

[Kellileanne]

I Love It!!!!!

[hopeless?]

very cute and sooo true!

[ElsBelle]

I'm sure my cats won't take a blind bit of notice!! Too busy activating the two-legged cat flap and tin openers (me + DP)

[nedege24]

really cute, i like