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08-05-2008, 07:16 AM
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Why parents drink! This is funny!
Why Parents Drink...
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?' The child whispered, 'No .' Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' 'Yes ' 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No ' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' 'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman. ' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' 'No, he's busy, ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Firemanand the priest, ' came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' 'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a helicopter' Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.. 'ME!'
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 Kelli-29: endometriosis, irregular ovulation DH-33: fine DD-Caitlin, my soy baby (took 357 days to concieve)
 Cats: Crackers, Stubby (live with my mom) Dogs: Dori (standard schnauzer) and Boomer (humane society)TTC Naturally: (testing to begin with next af) CD 27: 3/23/07 HPT X 2  Beta 1015  Induction at 37w 1d: 11/12 (due to high bp & small baby, definately IUGR)!!!!!!  1/11: 9lbs 2oz!!!! 1/15: 2 month appt. 10th percentile for weight & 50th percentile for length! 2/26: 10lbs 15oz!!!!!! 3/20: 4 month appt. 10th percentile for weight (11lbs) & 50th percentile for length (24 1/2 in) 6/12: 6 month appt. (at 7 months) 15lbs & 26 1/2 inches!!!!!!!! 8/14: 16.9lbs (10th percentile) and 28.5 inches (75th percentile)!!! www.myspace.com/KelliRhodes http://caitlinsmommy.blogspot.com 
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08-05-2008, 07:50 AM
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LOL...that was great!!
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   ME: 35 (poor egg quality) DH: 38 (slightly low count) TTC 3+ 3 failed IUI's 1st IVF w/ICSI - BFN  2nd IVF w/ICSI & AH - Aug/Sept - BFN  3rd IVF w/ICSI & AH - Nov/Dec - BFN OMG! BFP w/hpt on 4/11 & 4/12 BT on 4/12 - beta is 8,000! Holy crap! 1st u/s Wed, 4/18 - everything looks great! 1 baby/sac & heartbeat (our little miracle)1st OB appt. 5/3 (8 wks) 2nd u/s 5/16 baby is doing great, HB at 171 OB appt. 6/14, HB at 150 18 wk u/s 7/18 It's a Boy! Brady Robert EDD: December 15, 2007 Brady is here! Born on November 29, 2007 at 3:51pm via c-section 5lbs 4ozs 20 inches!   http://www.totsites.com/tot/brady07
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08-05-2008, 07:52 AM
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lol....lol....lol...lol...
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 BARBARA me 42 -dor dh 42 -perfect 3 dd-24y,15y,10y 1 ds -2y  our little angel, Joeyits his strength that keeps me going -SIDS- In memory of Joeys 2nd anniversay in heaven just click on visitation and enter his name joseph quinn jennerich 08/06/06(search visitation) to see my angel and what makes me live everyday. http://www.colonialfuneralhomesi.com/ 3 Failed IUI 3/08, 04/08, 05/08 Starting IVF#1 w/ICSI w AH 6/25..... AF.....finally came 7/23 - ER 7/27 - ET 4 8/04 - faint line am --pm digital 8/05 Beta 33 (day early) 8/07 Beta #2 - 92.5 prog 15.6 8/13 Beta #3 - 1058. prog. 30.6/Est. 596 8/16 - bleeding  - stopped8/17 u/s -1 sac- 2 grains of rice 8/20 Beta u/s - IDENTICAL TWINS. OMG BETA - 15K 8/29 -u/s -2 hbs measuring good. 9/2 - check levels 9/18- 1st interview with ob THANK YOU LORD FOR YOUR SPECIAL DOUBLE BLESSING. I WILL NEVER TAKE ANYTHING IN LIFE FOR GRANTED.
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08-05-2008, 12:13 PM
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That is really funny and cute. I just sent it to my DH at work, he will get a kick out of it
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Shelley Me: 41 low ovarian reserve DH: 40 perfect Furbabies: Newton Sparky (lovable, spoiled cats)Dec 22/07 - ET of 3 embryos with DE, none to freeze Jan 3 - #1 BETA 2542  Jan 5 - #2 BETA 7033 Jan 17 - 1st U/S 6w2d - TRIPLETS, 3 heatbeats Jan 31 - 2nd U/S 8w2d - 3 strong heartbeats, 171 - 174 bpm Feb 5 - Nutritionist - I am now a protein eating, baby making machine. Feb 21 - Perinatologist - Babies doing great, passed NTscan!! Aug 9 - 35 weeks 3 days ~ scheduled c-section, Tyler, Connor and Luke's Birthday!!! 
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08-05-2008, 02:06 PM
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That is to cute...I needed a laugh!
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ME: 29 DH: 38 TTC: 3 Yrs straight, 6 yrs on and off total To many clomid cycles to count 1st IUI w/100mg of clomid and HCG: 8/17/06 Failed 2nd IUI w/follistem and HCG and progesterone 11/12/06 11/28/06  EDD 8/9/2007 IT'S A BOY!!!! BORN JULY 20th 2007 6LBS 13OZ 20 1/2 INCHES TTC#2 6/08 
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08-05-2008, 03:02 PM
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LOL....I would need a stiff drink after that too!!
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Me..29..Unknown Hubby...27..fine DD....9 DS....(aka lovebug)....15 months TTC#3...naturally...9 months To find out about me..... www.myspace.com/mercedezlady http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=741921508 Tristan's Own website www.totsites.com/tot/TristanMathew Tristan's "Welcome Home" video (it was made by Daddy) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVQNXFvx3lM Come and vote for Tristan's nursery http://ratemyspace.hgtv.com/snc/View...f-25e52a8aa1ab
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08-05-2008, 04:32 PM
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that was funny
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  Johnathan David 6-5-07 6-6-08 Jayson Ryan 6-6-08 6-12-08 Kaylee Sinai 6-6-08 6-30-08DADDY AND MOMMY LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH. 
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08-05-2008, 04:48 PM
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That was really cute Kelli; thanks for sharing!
Blessings, Michelle
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1 ds from prev. marriage, 11 y.o. Me: 36 poor ovarian response Dh: 37 and testicular failure (no sperm) TTC since 1999 Many failed IUI's and a couple chemical pg's IVF converted to IUI 8/06 (poor response) BFP Ended in m/c of twins at 5-6 weeks Adoption proceedings started and more Matched to a birthmom April 2007...baby boy due July 8th, 2007 Yippee!  Michael Joshua Dale "Joshie" born July 9, 2007 One vial sperm left at clinic Would anyone like a free vial of sperm? Decided to return to school for my bachelor's in nursing; no more treatments; we are content with the 2 we have!  www.totsites.com/tot/joshiedale 
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08-05-2008, 08:55 PM
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OMG! It is almost time for you to be a mommy!!!! I wish you all the best and I think it is amazing you have made it so far!!!!
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Kelli-29: endometriosis, irregular ovulation DH-33: fine DD-Caitlin, my soy baby (took 357 days to concieve)
Cats: Crackers, Stubby (live with my mom) Dogs: Dori (standard schnauzer) and Boomer (humane society)TTC Naturally: (testing to begin with next af) CD 27: 3/23/07 HPT X 2 Beta 1015 Induction at 37w 1d: 11/12 (due to high bp & small baby, definately IUGR)!!!!!! 1/11: 9lbs 2oz!!!! 1/15: 2 month appt. 10th percentile for weight & 50th percentile for length! 2/26: 10lbs 15oz!!!!!! 3/20: 4 month appt. 10th percentile for weight (11lbs) & 50th percentile for length (24 1/2 in) 6/12: 6 month appt. (at 7 months) 15lbs & 26 1/2 inches!!!!!!!! 8/14: 16.9lbs (10th percentile) and 28.5 inches (75th percentile)!!! www.myspace.com/KelliRhodes http://caitlinsmommy.blogspot.com
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